songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown
and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
*the spines voice* i got this feeling on a summer day when you where gone
Let’s talk about libraries. Libraries! “Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you’ve met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want.” Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams.
Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.
Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever
How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.like what even look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. are you smarter than a fifth grader? no I’m fucking not.
literally the entirety of cats in a single picture
The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.
Shhh, be quiet
My brother cosplayed as Steven Universe today at WonderCon… It was the best… People would chant “Cheesburger backpack!!! Cheeseburger backpack!!!” every time they saw him… Someone even shouted “I love you Steven” as we were leaving…
when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five
how to spell circles like
for photoshop, thought as long as your program allow to make elipses, or other shapes and use layers, it should work too :P
Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.
reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this
LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat